There is nothing interesting here. Really. Close the browser and go outside. You will not miss anything. Get some fresh air. Talk to people.
Still here? Ok, here are a few ways out:
I do this computer thing for a living. If you are interested in that, have a look at my XING or LinkedIn profile.
I read a lot and have recently started a reading log. I also keep a list of books I want to read. Why don’t you pick one of them and read a book instead.
I have given up on social networks but still post on twitter sometimes.